Number 137

A Playlist for DJT or Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass on the Way Out

Did you realize I loathe Donald Trump? Have I made that clear yet? After the insurrectionist anarchy of January 6th, fueled by his narcissistic, election fraud wet dreams, and lit by the match of his inflamed rhetoric; I decided to put together a little playlist in his honor as the civilized people of this country get ready to celebrate seeing his tail lights fade away in the distance.

Won't Get Fooled Again  The Who "...Cause I know that the hypnotized never lie."

I'm a Loser  The Beatles "I'm a loser, and I'm not what I appear to be..."

War Pigs  Black Sabbath (with very slight editorial revisions from me): "Day of judgement, God is calling. On [his] knees, the war pig crawling. Begging mercy for [his] sins. Satan laughing, spreads his wings." (Okay, a tad dark, I admit, but have I explained how much I despise this man?)

Don't Go Away Mad  Motley Crew "Don't Go Away Mad... Just Go Away"

Blackened  Metallica "Fire is the outcome of hypocrisy. Darkest potency in the exit of humanity. Color our world blackened. Blackened."

Liar Three Dog Night (Uhh.. I think the title says it all.)

Crazy  Guns 'n' Roses "I said you're crazy, oh you're crazy, you know you're crazy. Well, you're crazy. You know you're crazy, oh, you know you are. Bring it down. You're fuckin' crazy." (Redundant perhaps, but maybe by the end, he'd finally get the point.)

Positively 4th Street  Bob Dylan "I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes, and just for that one moment I could be you. Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes. You'd know what a drag it is to see you."

Gimme Some Truth  John Lennon "I've had enough of watching scenes of a schizophrenic egocentric paranoid prima donna. Just give me the truth, just give me some truth.

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together  Taylor Swift  (Once again, the title says it all)

(I Hate) Everything About You  Ugly Kid Joe (Again, fairly self-explanatory)

And, of course, the all-time favorite when some asshole get's his comeuppance...

Na Na Hey Hey, Kiss Him Goodbye  Steam (Go ahead and start singing the chorus now, it feels good.)

See ya later Donnie, you slimy piece of excrement. [fart noise]